According to our president, "...When it comes to weather, folks in Washington don't seem to be able to handle things." Apparently, in Chicago, children enjoy their recess outside, even if it is 10 below and icier than Beyonce's disgustingly large wedding ring.
All I have to say is Obama better watch himself.
Taking on Republicans or Hillary Clinton is one thing. But the children of America? That's a death wish. And mark my words, they will never forgive him for this.
Hasn't Obama ever seen the Nickelodeon classic, "Snow Day?" Doesn't he realize how much physical abuse an unruly mob of school-wary elementary students can inflict? Lest we forget, children are little monsters. I heard Chris Elliott couldn't show his face for weeks after the release of that movie.
If Obama continues his assault on snow days — which are an American tradition, I might add! — I can only imagine the worst will happen:
One minute he'll wake up, toasty and warm in his White House bed — he doesn't have to brave the harsh, arctic conditions of the bus stop — and the next, the children of Washington will be throwing snowballs in his face and making off with Air Force One.
I can only implore that Obama rescind his comments immediately ... before it's too late!
- Molly Green
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